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Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion

Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly. more »
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Evolution Of Obama's Gay Marriage Stance

05.17.12

Last week, President Obama announced he is now in favor of gay marriage and said his stance had evolved over the past two years. Here are some of the evolutionary stages of Obama's opinion: Nov. 30, 2008: more»
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Cop Grudgingly Admits Suspect Is The Best Goddamn Pedophile He's Seen In 30 Years On The Force

05.17.12

LOS ANGELES—Veteran LAPD detective James Russo, 49, reluctantly admitted to reporters Thursday that the pedophile he is currently on the trail of is the best he's seen in his 30 years on the force. more»
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Nonwhite Babies Pass White Babies In United States

05.17.12

"Looks like minorities are finally catching up to whites on desperately trying to fix their relationships." more»
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Top Names For Skrillex's Haircut

05.17.12
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Bush Endorses Romney

05.17.12

“Boom, now Romney carries Fort Worth just like that.” more»
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Report: Caucasians Will Soon Be A Minority In Their Own Goddamn Country

03.31.04

PIKEVILLE, TN—According to Hormel-plant breakroom sources, if the Puerto Ricans and the Mexicans and the Orientals and the blacks don't stop having all those babies, whites will be a minority in their own goddamn country as early as 2010. more»
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Secretary Of Transportation Flips Out On Pothole In Baltimore

05.17.12

BALTIMORE—Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood went off on a 22-centimeter-wide, 8-centimeter-deep pothole Wednesday, calling it a "goddamn disgrace" and a "real piece of work that's out to make [him] look like a fool." ... more»
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German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority

05.17.12
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After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown

05.16.12

In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie Sheen-style breakdown. more»
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Lady Gaga Barred From Indonesia

05.16.12

“Oh, man, that’s too bad. I bet she was going to dress up like something weird.” more»

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Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide

Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion

After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown

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