May 25, 2015

Freezing, even though one guy jogging with shirt off

Stocks
CTCS +3.61%

Cell Tower Camouflage Services (CTCS): $31.26 (+$1.09) (+3.61%) Investors reacted positively to the company’s plan to discontinue developing treelike antennas and focus solely on breeding trees to look more like cell towers.

America's Finest News Source
“Tu Stultus Es”

In The News

Special Coverage

Onion Video

Watch More

Graphical Features

Recommended

Commentary