The Onion Looks Back At 'Home Alone'
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at 'Home Alone' in this week's Film Standard.
Uncle Put More Thought Than Usual Into This Year’s Gift Cards
HERSHEY, PA—Noting the unprecedented display of effort, Harrington family sources confirmed Thursday that Uncle Jeff put a lot more thought than usual into the ...
Men Whose Beautiful Wives Died On Christmas 10 Years Ago Announce Plans To Drink Whiskey Alone In Dark Apartment
WASHINGTON—Stating their intent to spend most of the holiday lost in grief-stricken reverie, men across the nation whose beautiful wives died on Christmas 10 ...
First Holiday Season Without Grandma Incredible
MARBLEHEAD, MA—Expressing appreciation for the more relaxed and cheerful atmosphere, members of the Shaw family confirmed Thursday that the first holiday season without grandmother ...
Avoiding Family Conflict During The Holiday Season
The holidays are supposed to be a festive time, but when families gather together, arguments and negativity often threaten to spoil the occasion.
How To Navigate The Holidays Alone
While many people will be gathering with family and friends this holiday season to eat, drink, and be merry, others may not have anyone with ...
The Onion’s Person Of The Year 2014
(TIE) Malala Yousafzai And John Cena
When The Onion’s editorial board convened to determine its Person of the Year for 2014, the members of our selection committee were in agreement ...
