The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'
The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Ronsenthal examines ‘The Wizard of Oz’ in this week’s Film Standard
Michelle Obama Seen Outside Walking Family Rhinoceros
WASHINGTON—Spectators outside the White House received a rare treat this morning when they witnessed First Lady Michelle Obama on the South Lawn going for ...
'After Earth II' Tanks At Box Office
LOS ANGELES—According to box-office returns, the new Will Smith film After Earth II, the sequel to last month’s science-fiction adventure-drama After Earth, performed ...
Single Woman Has Facebook Profile Picture With Sister
A report confirms that many Iraqis are still holding a petty grudge about the U.S. invasion, an area man is outraged his private information ...
Dad Can’t Believe Lawn Didn’t Get Him Anything For Father’s Day
WINCHESTER, VA—Telling reporters that he can’t help but feel a little hurt, 52-year-old local father Trevor Jackson expressed his surprise and disappointment Sunday ...
