February 14, 2016

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Steak And Potatoes And String Beans And Coffee And Corn And Chicken Breast (SPSBCCCB): $52.44 (+$2.31) (+4.61%) Stockholders applauded this national restaurant chain’s transparency as it continues to add new items to its menu and name.

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Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man

EDISON, NJ—Repeatedly emphasizing that the ruffled potato chips and accompanying French onion dip were just too good, a report released Thursday confirmed that someone needs to get them away from local partygoer Ian Ashcraft before he eats the whole thing.

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