August 3, 2015

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Wayne Enterprises (WEP): $15.47 (-$0.08) (-.51%) Photos of a bruised Bruce Wayne have led many investors to fear the conglomerate's CEO is suffering from lymphoma.

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Rescuers Heroically Help Beached Garbage Back Into Ocean

ATLANTIC BEACH, NC—In what many described as an inspiring display of selflessness and teamwork, a group of rescuers heroically saved a beached mound of garbage by helping the stranded trash back into the ocean, eyewitnesses reported Thursday.

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