December 1, 2015

Due to budget cuts, The Onion is only able to list today's low

TM +1.5%

Toyota (TM): $75.30 (+$.1.10) (+1.5%) The automaker's shares went up after it announced a deal with Costco in which the warehouse-store chain will carry 20-packs of Camrys.

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