May 25, 2015

Freezing, even though one guy jogging with shirt off

CTCS +3.61%

Cell Tower Camouflage Services (CTCS): $31.26 (+$1.09) (+3.61%) Investors reacted positively to the company’s plan to discontinue developing treelike antennas and focus solely on breeding trees to look more like cell towers.

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