November 26, 2015

Payback For Last Week's Nice Weather

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LinkedIn (LNKD): $84.22 (+7.24) (+9.4%) Evoking memories of its impressive public-trading debut, the professional networking site saw stocks skyrocket after introducing new privacy settings that allow users to easily hide their profiles from former interns.

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Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients

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VERONA, WI—Having waited until everyone at the table had finished their dinner Monday, a knowing grin reportedly spread across local mother Angela Hopkins’ face as she announced to her family that the mashed potatoes had in fact been made using cauliflower as a healthier alternative.

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