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July 13, 2016

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RRGB -19%

Red Robin Restaurant (RRGB): $25.61 (-$6.02) (-19%) Share prices plunged today after Mandy failed to show up for her 5 p.m. shift even though she told Kathy three times that she has cheerleading on Wednesdays.

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