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Goldman Sachs (GS): $173.02 (+$3.27) (1.93%) Share prices climbed on news from the investment bank that it was ahead of schedule in its project to amass all of the money.

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Parents Of Crying Child Must Not Be Any Good

WOODBURY, MN—Noting how the pair’s failure to promptly resolve the situation was a clear indication of their inability to raise or care for another human being, sources confirmed Friday that the parents of a crying infant must not be any good.

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