October 23, 2016


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Spinal Knot Inc. (SKNT): $8.67 (-$2.45) (-33.84%) Shares once again sank as no one wanted their spinal cord tied into a knot.

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Woman Worried She Doing Bad Job Enjoying Massage

MALVERN, PA—Silently wondering throughout the hour-long appointment if there was anything she could be doing to enhance the experience, local woman Caitlyn Leigh reportedly worried Wednesday that she was doing a bad job enjoying the full-body massage she was receiving.

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