November 29, 2015

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Fittington's Clothing Store (FCS): $53.97 (-$2.25) (-4%) Prices continued to tumble for this big-box clothing retailer, which has come under fire following revelations that its clothing only fits in a Fittington’s pressurized changing room.

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Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients

‘The Mashed Potatoes Are Actually Made With Cauliflower,’ She Announces

VERONA, WI—Having waited until everyone at the table had finished their dinner Monday, a knowing grin reportedly spread across local mother Angela Hopkins’ face as she announced to her family that the mashed potatoes had in fact been made using cauliflower as a healthier alternative.

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