August 27, 2015
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ConAgra Foods Inc. (CAG): $26.63 (+$1.51) (+6%) Share prices jumped today on reports that the company's snack-food division was attracting a far more sophisticated, highbrow consumer demographic with its new "Slim James" spiced beef sausage snack.

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