July 4, 2015

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Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to better reflect the diverse backgrounds and experiences of their audience, Disney officials this week introduced Lily of Hazelberry, the company’s first virgin princess.

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Independence Day is quickly approaching, which means many friends and families are purchasing fireworks to set off in celebration.

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