November 25, 2015

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Pushpins Co. (PPNS): $48.04 (+$1.33) (+2.85%) Investors thought about it and realized, “Hey, pushpins aren’t going away anytime soon.” Then everyone bought a few more shares in Pushpins Co. It was a nice day.

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