May 25, 2015
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AriZona Beverage Company (AZB): $22.76 (+$0.39) (+1.7%) Reacting to increased competition from iced tea rivals Snapple, Nestea, and Nantucket Nectars, AriZona chairman Don Vultaggio pushed sales by locking himself in his office and chugging an entire case of 24-ounce bottles of green tea.

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