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March 6, 2016
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LinkedIn (LNKD): $84.22 (+7.24) (+9.4%) Evoking memories of its impressive public-trading debut, the professional networking site saw stocks skyrocket after introducing new privacy settings that allow users to easily hide their profiles from former interns.

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