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• New Vikings Stadium's Retractable Base Moves Structure To Los Angeles As Needed 6 hours ago

• Man Wearing Red Glasses, Pink Pants Probably Dutch Or Something 6 hours, 30 minutes ago

• Bears Claim They'd Want Brandon Marshall On Their Side In Bar Fight With Woman 7 hours, 35 minutes ago

• WEDDINGS: Kristen Anderson and James Greene 8 hours, 30 minutes ago

• Infographic: Evolution Of Obama's Gay Marriage Stance 9 hours, 15 minutes ago

• Cop Grudgingly Admits Suspect Is The Best Goddamn Pedophile He's Seen In 30 Years On The Force 10 hours, 30 minutes ago

• American Voices: Nonwhite Babies Pass White Babies In United States 11 hours ago

• Statshot: Top Names For Skrillex's Haircut 11 hours, 30 minutes ago

• American Voices: Bush Endorses Romney 12 hours, 30 minutes ago

• Report: Caucasians Will Soon Be A Minority In Their Own Goddamn Country 03.31 | 01:00PM

• Secretary Of Transportation Flips Out On Pothole In Baltimore 13 hours, 30 minutes ago

• [audio] German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority 14 hours, 15 minutes ago

• Spurs, Celtics Begin Stiff-Legged Lurch to the Finals 1 day, 4 hours ago

• Letters To The Editor: Nailing Hawkeye 1 day, 5 hours ago

• ABERDEEN, WA—Feeling spontaneous, Jenny Pierce, 32, took the 53 bus to the end of the line and got to see where the bus driver lives. 1 day, 6 hours ago

• Getting Grandma Into Family Reunion T-Shirt A 3-Person Job 1 day, 8 hours ago

• [video] After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown 1 day, 10 hours ago

• American Voices: Lady Gaga Barred From Indonesia 1 day, 10 hours ago

• TV Listings: Swedish Rules Football 1 day, 10 hours ago

• Area Man Pretty Shaken Up After Running Into Casual Acquaintance At CVS 1 day, 11 hours ago

• [video] Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide 2 days, 8 hours ago

• American Voices: First Private Flight To Space Station This Week 1 day, 12 hours ago

• Tens Of Thousands Dead In Ongoing Africa 1 day, 13 hours ago

• [audio] County Fair Judges Blown Away By Local Heifer 1 day, 14 hours ago

• LeBron James Only Person In Arena Chanting 'MVP' 2 days, 3 hours ago