Sen. E'eek Finback (D-AO) has already emerged as a frontrunner for the 2057 Democratic presidential nomination, but some say America isn't ready for a female dolphin in the White House. What do you think?

		"I have nothing but respect for members of the Delphinidae family, but a female dolphin's place is in the sea, raising her calves."					"Sen. Finback has nothing new to add to the national discourse. Frankly, she's just blowing hot air and saltwater mist."
Jim Hansen Prime Meta-metallurgist					Sol Gundam Gay-Divorce Lawyer
Edwin Gaines Syndicator		"Well, former president Koko has already signed off on her, saying, 'Dolphin yes woman good give banana now dolphin yes.'"			Tammy Lester DNA Archivist		"Do you think E'eek would be doing so well if she were a squat-bodied Pacific white-side dolphin instead of a cute bottlenose? I seriously doubt it."
Jim Hansen II Hypermarketer		"I find her background inspiring. Do you know she was caught in a tuna net at the age of six months, only to graduate magna cum laude from Harvard Law School 12 years later?"					"Tk-tkk-tk-tkik-tik! USA! USA! USA! Tk-tik-tkkk!"
					P. Wiggles Systems Analyst