June 26, 2016

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INOB +9.31%

In-N-Out Burger (INOB): $2.23 (+$0.19) (+9.31%) Prices rose after a mysterious elevator accident took out three of the Five Guys.

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NEWARK, NJ—Having raised only $3.1 million last month despite clinching the Republican nomination and with just $1.3 million on hand, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign sought a much-needed injection of cash Wednesday by holding a fundraising riot in Newark, sources confirmed.

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