1 In 9 U.S. Schoolchildren Diagnosed With ADHD

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1 In 9 U.S. Schoolchildren Diagnosed With ADHD

Eleven percent of American children between the ages of 4 and 17 have received a diagnosis of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, with two-thirds of those diagnosed taking prescription stimulants such as Adderall and Ritalin to treat their behavioral issues. What do you think?

  • “It’s because of the way we raise kids today, with all the Power Ranger toys and Sega Mega Drives.”

    Barry Cordella Baseball Glove Shaper
  • “Hey, whatever it takes to get them coloring inside those lines.”

    Robin Marfiak Campground Caretaker
  • “Huh?”

    Reynaldo Evangelatos Tugboat Mate


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