10-Year Anniversary Of Iraq Invasion

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10-Year Anniversary Of Iraq Invasion

Over a dozen explosions were reported in Baghdad today with more than 50 confirmed dead on the tenth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. What do you think?

  • “Come on, another anniversary? Must we celebrate every little ground war we start?”

    Mark Chung
    Ferry Captain
  • “I’ve been trying to make a celebratory cake, but it keeps blowing up in the oven. Spent like $4 trillion on ingredients already.”

    Abby Winnick
    Unemployed
  • “Yeah, 2003 was a crazy time. Remember Evanescence? What were we thinking?”

    Thomas Lawner
    Laminator
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