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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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10-Year Anniversary Of Iraq Invasion

Over a dozen explosions were reported in Baghdad today with more than 50 confirmed dead on the tenth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. What do you think?

  • “Come on, another anniversary? Must we celebrate every little ground war we start?”

    Mark Chung Ferry Captain
  • “I’ve been trying to make a celebratory cake, but it keeps blowing up in the oven. Spent like $4 trillion on ingredients already.”

    Abby Winnick Unemployed
  • “Yeah, 2003 was a crazy time. Remember Evanescence? What were we thinking?”

    Thomas Lawner Laminator
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