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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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10-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth

A 10-year-old girl in Colombia gave birth to a healthy 5-pound boy, making her one of the youngest mothers on record. What do you think?

  • "I hope they're able to play nice together."

    Hank Arias Hand Former
  • "Stop rubbing my nose in the memory of what it was like to go through grade school as a barren woman."

    Colette Legere Rubber Liner
  • "Kids these days just grow up so fast. Especially when they're likely raped by members of the family or someone else in their town they probably trusted."

    Fritz Coleman Crate Opener

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