‘12 Years A Slave’ Wins Best Picture At Oscars

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Beating out eight other films including American Hustle and Gravity, the historical drama 12 Years A Slave took home Best Picture at the 86th Academy Awards last night, the first time in history the honor has been given to a film with a black director. What do you think?

  • “I thought the whole ‘slavery is wrong’ message was a little heavy-handed.”

    Karen Mullen
    Systems Analyst
  • “I’m sorry, but they just don’t make movies like they used to. Although, I don’t really know. I’m just assuming they have more modern equipment these days.”

    Peter Tillinger
    Mall Kiosk Manager
  • “History will judge 2 Guns far more favorably.”

    Alex Burge
    Bike Dealership Owner
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