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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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‘12 Years A Slave’ Wins Best Picture At Oscars

Beating out eight other films including American Hustle and Gravity, the historical drama 12 Years A Slave took home Best Picture at the 86th Academy Awards last night, the first time in history the honor has been given to a film with a black director. What do you think?

  • “I thought the whole ‘slavery is wrong’ message was a little heavy-handed.”

    Karen Mullen Systems Analyst
  • “I’m sorry, but they just don’t make movies like they used to. Although, I don’t really know. I’m just assuming they have more modern equipment these days.”

    Peter Tillinger Mall Kiosk Manager
  • “History will judge 2 Guns far more favorably.”

    Alex Burge Bike Dealership Owner

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