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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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‘12 Years A Slave’ Wins Best Picture At Oscars

Beating out eight other films including American Hustle and Gravity, the historical drama 12 Years A Slave took home Best Picture at the 86th Academy Awards last night, the first time in history the honor has been given to a film with a black director. What do you think?

  • “I thought the whole ‘slavery is wrong’ message was a little heavy-handed.”

    Karen Mullen Systems Analyst
  • “I’m sorry, but they just don’t make movies like they used to. Although, I don’t really know. I’m just assuming they have more modern equipment these days.”

    Peter Tillinger Mall Kiosk Manager
  • “History will judge 2 Guns far more favorably.”

    Alex Burge Bike Dealership Owner
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