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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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13-Year-Old Wins National Spelling Bee On Word ‘Knaidel’

After coming in third place the past two years, 13-year-old Arvind Mahankali won the Scripps National Spelling Bee last night on the word “knaidel,” a German-derived Yiddish word that means matzo ball. What do you think?

  • “I bet that kid is really annoying to text with.”

    Hector Zacapa Fitting Room Supervisor
  • “Fuck. I put all my money on Vanya Shivashankar.”

    Stan MacKinnon Casing Packer
  • “I’m not impressed. Once you find out it’s a German-derived Yiddish word, it’s clear as day how to spell it.”

    Judy Dabe Systems Analyst

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