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Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around

CHICAGO—Taking note of the man’s beat-up tennis shoes, sweat-drenched shirt, and ill-fitting pair of sweatpants as he made his way down the sidewalk, witnesses reported Tuesday that area jogger Dan Andreychuk was clearly out on his very first run of a plan to turn his life around.

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  • How Theaters Are Trying To Win Back Moviegoers

    The number of Americans who went to the movies hit a 20-year low in 2014, leaving theaters scrambling to find ways to incentivize the public to see new releases on the big screen rather than watch films at home or on the internet. Here are some methods theaters are using to win back audiences and increase box office sales:

15% Of U.S. Adults Don’t Go Online

According to the Pew Research Center, 15 percent of adults in the United States do not go online or use email. What do you think?

  • “They should. It’s fun.”

    Ed Raspa
    Soft Drink Mixer
  • “You mean all those slurs are coming from only 85 percent of the people?”

    Ron Pinkham
    Tassel Maker
  • “I can’t imagine going through life without being the mayor of at least one deli.”

    Leslie Wolfe
    Needle Grinder

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