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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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15% Of U.S. Adults Don’t Go Online

According to the Pew Research Center, 15 percent of adults in the United States do not go online or use email. What do you think?

  • “They should. It’s fun.”

    Ed Raspa Soft Drink Mixer
  • “You mean all those slurs are coming from only 85 percent of the people?”

    Ron Pinkham Tassel Maker
  • “I can’t imagine going through life without being the mayor of at least one deli.”

    Leslie Wolfe Needle Grinder

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