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$1.6 Billion On White House PR

According to the Government Accountability Office, the Bush Administration spent $1.6 billion in public relations and advertising in the past 30 months. What do you think?
  • "Did they run anything during the Super Bowl? If not, that seems out of line."

    Adam Kleinschmidt Barista
  • "I'd say the ads were successful. George Bush has become a household name."

    Kate Lyon Event Manager
  • "I didn't realize it cost so much to make oneself look like an apocalyptic nightmare."

    Terry Rowe Pastry Chef

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