190,000 Guns Lost In Iraq

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190,000 Guns Lost In Iraq

The Pentagon has lost track of nearly 190,000 guns that were given to Iraqi security forces. What do you think?
  • "I'm worried those guns will fall into the wrong hand."

    Ashley Malone
    Systems Analyst
  • "On the bright side, Bush is finally vindicated on his WMD claims if you consider 190,000 weapons a single unit."

    Gunnar Bierce
    FDA Inspector
  • "Just wait until they come crawling back asking for bullet handouts."

    Manuel Sheperd
    Floor Manager
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