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Vol 42 Issue 38

Bloodless Thai Coup

Thailand went through a bloodless coup while the President was out in the United States to address the United Nations. That do you think?
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$2 Billion Environment Pledge

Richard Branson, the eccentric head of the Virgin Group, has pledged two billion dollars to fight global warming. What do you think?
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    Brian Ducey
    Painter
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    Emily Shapiro
    Homeless Advocate
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    Quentin Lakeland
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