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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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2 Billionth Netflix Disc Shipped

Online video rental source Netflix commemorated its two-billionth disc shipped, Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, by giving the recipient a free lifetime subscription. What do you think?
  • “Not to toot my own horn, but the local Blockbuster gave me a free box of Dots last week because I was the 10th person to rent a DVD there this year.”

    Clayton Rozzi Tobacco Sample Puller
  • “Wow, I had B.A.P.S delivered the same day.”

    Jane Krumbein Keyboard Action Assembler
  • “What in the world? How do you make a playlist that has no end?”

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