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Vol 45 Issue 15

Tickets Up, Concessions Down

As movie ticket sales reverse the downward trend they've been experiencing in recent years, concession sales have been stagnant or lower. What do...
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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

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2 Billionth Netflix Disc Shipped

Online video rental source Netflix commemorated its two-billionth disc shipped, Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, by giving the recipient a free lifetime subscription. What do you think?
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    Clayton Rozzi
    Tobacco Sample Puller
  • “Wow, I had B.A.P.S delivered the same day.”

    Jane Krumbein
    Keyboard Action Assembler
  • “What in the world? How do you make a playlist that has no end?”

    Mike Reinsilber
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