20% Of U.S. Adults Don't Use Internet

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20% Of U.S. Adults Don't Use Internet

A Pew research report reveals that one in five adults in the United States don't use the Internet. What do you think?

  • "Those are probably the same one in five adults who think Obama is an American-born Christian."

    Pat Buggy
    Underground-Distribution Engineer
  • “Have they tried restarting the machine? Sometimes that helps.”

    Lois Atkins
    Systems Analyst
  • "Can you give me a few minutes to come up with a quip about Internet pornography?"

    Doug Parker
    Lathe Sander