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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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20% Of U.S. Adults Don't Use Internet

A Pew research report reveals that one in five adults in the United States don't use the Internet. What do you think?

  • "Those are probably the same one in five adults who think Obama is an American-born Christian."

    Pat Buggy Underground-Distribution Engineer
  • “Have they tried restarting the machine? Sometimes that helps.”

    Lois Atkins Systems Analyst
  • "Can you give me a few minutes to come up with a quip about Internet pornography?"

    Doug Parker Lathe Sander
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