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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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20% Of U.S. Adults Don't Use Internet

A Pew research report reveals that one in five adults in the United States don't use the Internet. What do you think?

  • "Those are probably the same one in five adults who think Obama is an American-born Christian."

    Pat Buggy Underground-Distribution Engineer
  • “Have they tried restarting the machine? Sometimes that helps.”

    Lois Atkins Systems Analyst
  • "Can you give me a few minutes to come up with a quip about Internet pornography?"

    Doug Parker Lathe Sander

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