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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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20 Percent Of American Homes 'Underwater'

According to a study from the Santa Ana, CA research firm CoreLogic, one in five homes in the United States are worth less than what their purchasers owe on them. What do you think?

  • “That's impossible. My house wasn't worth anything to begin with.”

    Kathryn Butin Systems Analyst
  • “Have they tried putting cinnamon sticks on the stove?”

    Sam McDonell Napthalene Operator
  • “This is exactly why I live with my parents. Their home value always remains something I have absolutely nothing to do with or am responsible for.”

    Casey Prindle Unemployed
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