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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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$200K Raised To Buy Video Of Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack

An IndieGoGo project created by Gawker has reached its $200,000 goal, with the intention of purchasing a video from a self-proclaimed member of the Toronto drug scene that allegedly shows Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. What do you think?

  • “Meanwhile, my Kickstarter to just buy some crack stands at zero dollars.”

    Todd Higgins Moisture Tester
  • “I’d be glad to send them a clip of my kid’s principal smoking a cigarette at the football game.”

    Leigh Boyle Picture Frame Inspector
  • “Even if the video doesn’t exist, it just felt great giving money to Gawker.”

    Bernard Ward Lei Seller

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