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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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$200K Raised To Buy Video Of Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack

An IndieGoGo project created by Gawker has reached its $200,000 goal, with the intention of purchasing a video from a self-proclaimed member of the Toronto drug scene that allegedly shows Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. What do you think?

  • “Meanwhile, my Kickstarter to just buy some crack stands at zero dollars.”

    Todd Higgins Moisture Tester
  • “I’d be glad to send them a clip of my kid’s principal smoking a cigarette at the football game.”

    Leigh Boyle Picture Frame Inspector
  • “Even if the video doesn’t exist, it just felt great giving money to Gawker.”

    Bernard Ward Lei Seller
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