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Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year

Widely regarded as one of the online world’s brightest personalities, sources confirmed Friday that famed 28-year-old social media rock star Ryan Wasserman, better known as @RWthinks by his legions of passionate fans, makes roughly $28,000 per year.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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2011: Entertainment

Though box office receipts, TV ratings, and music sales went down, 2011 was still a banner year for video games and streaming video. What entertainment did you enjoy this year?

  • “Oh, I became a huge asshole about jazz this year.”

    Denise Mustian Systems Analyst
  • "Women's roller derby is a sport, thank you very much, and if I'm not listening to rockabilly music, then I'm out watching the girls tangle it up."

    Luis Winstead Belt Maker
  • "My brother and I rather enjoy this parlor game where we shove a cat off a stool."

    Rick Bradley Rotary Driller

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