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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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2011: The Economy

This year, the struggling economy once again dominated headlines, and most of the news was bad. How has the slow recovery affected you?

  • "We went to the park as a family the other day to save money instead of doing something else. The park, of all places."

    Sam Thompson Systems Analyst
  • "It made me grateful for what I do have: a dog, a one-room apartment, and some pans."

    Mary Sue Risbrook Brim Curler
  • "Our family makes our own soda now. So, two of my kids died this year."

    Michael Ward Unemployed
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