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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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2011: The Economy

This year, the struggling economy once again dominated headlines, and most of the news was bad. How has the slow recovery affected you?

  • "We went to the park as a family the other day to save money instead of doing something else. The park, of all places."

    Sam Thompson Systems Analyst
  • "It made me grateful for what I do have: a dog, a one-room apartment, and some pans."

    Mary Sue Risbrook Brim Curler
  • "Our family makes our own soda now. So, two of my kids died this year."

    Michael Ward Unemployed

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