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Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around

CHICAGO—Taking note of the man’s beat-up tennis shoes, sweat-drenched shirt, and ill-fitting pair of sweatpants as he made his way down the sidewalk, witnesses reported Tuesday that area jogger Dan Andreychuk was clearly out on his very first run of a plan to turn his life around.

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2012 In Politics

This year saw the Supreme Court upholding the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Barack Obama winning reelection, and the nation threatening to go over the “fiscal cliff.” What do you think was the biggest political story of 2012?

  • “It has to be George H.W. Bush’s death next week.”

    Ben Wong
    Systems Analyst
  • “Rick Santorum. Long after the Republican primaries and the election, he just keeps captivating the American people!”

    Leslie Ettings
    Hose Maker
  • “Definitely voter suppression efforts at the polls. They wouldn’t let me vote just because I didn’t know my zip code or the correct spelling of my last name.”

    Mick Phelan
    Flagger

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