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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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2013 In Entertainment

The entertainment world was abuzz this year over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s newborn daughter North, the series finale of Breaking Bad, as well as the antics of former Disney star Miley Cyrus. What do you think was 2013’s top entertainment industry story?

  • “That David Blaine special freaked out my mom.”

    Jeremiah Visconti Marionette Maker
  • “I’ll never forget the morning when I woke up and saw this in my newsfeed: ‘Celebrities Attend Man Of Steel Premiere in New York.’ I still get chills.”

    Samuel Kenner Glassblower
  • “I thought everyone in general did a great job of keeping me entertained.”

    Laura Unger Unemployed
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