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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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2013 In Entertainment

The entertainment world was abuzz this year over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s newborn daughter North, the series finale of Breaking Bad, as well as the antics of former Disney star Miley Cyrus. What do you think was 2013’s top entertainment industry story?

  • “That David Blaine special freaked out my mom.”

    Jeremiah Visconti Marionette Maker
  • “I’ll never forget the morning when I woke up and saw this in my newsfeed: ‘Celebrities Attend Man Of Steel Premiere in New York.’ I still get chills.”

    Samuel Kenner Glassblower
  • “I thought everyone in general did a great job of keeping me entertained.”

    Laura Unger Unemployed

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