202 Chemicals Linked To ADHD, Autism

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Prince Harry, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Diana, third in line to the throne of England, is being deployed to Iraq. What do you think?
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202 Chemicals Linked To ADHD, Autism

Researchers have identified 202 industrial chemicals and compounds that may be linked to the rise in autism and ADHD. What do you think?
  • "And here all this time I thought it was all the blow I did during my third trimester."

    Geraldine Simmons
    Bricklayer
  • "The evidence is weak. We should pour many more chemicals on children to see if they develop autism and ADHD before making any conclusions"

    Hector Dayton
    Office Supply Salesperson
  • "If just one of those chemicals is responsible for making my Doritos nacho cheesier, I say we keep it in."

    Pete Alpert
    Systems Analyst
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