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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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202 Chemicals Linked To ADHD, Autism

Researchers have identified 202 industrial chemicals and compounds that may be linked to the rise in autism and ADHD. What do you think?
  • "And here all this time I thought it was all the blow I did during my third trimester."

    Geraldine Simmons Bricklayer
  • "The evidence is weak. We should pour many more chemicals on children to see if they develop autism and ADHD before making any conclusions"

    Hector Dayton Office Supply Salesperson
  • "If just one of those chemicals is responsible for making my Doritos nacho cheesier, I say we keep it in."

    Pete Alpert Systems Analyst
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