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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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21 Burned At Tony Robbins Event

Twenty-one people were treated for burns after they walked across hot coals as part of a four-day “Unleash the Power Within” event hosted by famed motivational speaker and self-help guru Tony Robbins last week. What do you think?

  • “This is the third course I’ve taken through the Learning Annex and honestly, I was more badly injured in the first two.”

    Dirk Blosser Cremator
  • “Some cynics might question the purpose of all this, but the fact of the matter is that these people got off their butts, went out into the real world, and got seriously hurt, instead of just reading about it online.”

    Kayleigh Skatvold Kennel Manager
  • “With Tony Robbins’s help, they'll be back to trusting motivational gurus in no time.”

    Keith Shevlin Cavity Pump Operator

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