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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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25% Of Teen Girls Infected With STD

In a new study, the Centers for Disease Control found that at least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease. What do you think?

  • "Let's look on the bright side: At least they are gaining the respect of their male peers."

    Aaron Feit Machinist
  • "Or in the case of Northside High School, four out of four teenage girls. Northside sucks! Go Warriors!"

    Peter Hoeksema Paint Truck Operator
  • "I had no idea that three-fourths of teen girls were so ugly."

    Maria Isaacs Photographer

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