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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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2nd Autopsy For Anna Nicole's Son

A second autopsy will be performed on Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son who died at her bedside while she was hospitalized in the Bahamas. What do you think?
  • "A second autopsy? Oh, God, did he die again?"

    Tom Jensen Photographer
  • "I'm just surprised a child raised by Anna Nicole Smith made it to 20."

    Gina Lannegan Bartender
  • "The media frenzy over her son's death is sickening. All this woman's ever asked for is her privacy."

    Walter Godwin Baggage Handler

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