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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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3 Men Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Sexy’

Authorities reportedly removed three men from a festival in Saudi Arabia and sent them back to their native United Arab Emirates for being “too handsome,” one of whom posted a number of photos of himself on Facebook that show him wearing eyeliner. What do you think?

  • “Good riddance.”

    Arthur Ettel Capacitor Assembler
  • “The same exact thing happened to me. But instead of ‘too sexy,’ they said I was ‘too violent.’”

    James Fearing Systems Analyst
  • “Really? I think men look sexiest when they’re not wearing makeup and are just being themselves.”

    Donnamarie Post Torch Solderer
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