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3 Men Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Sexy’

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3 Men Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Sexy’

Authorities reportedly removed three men from a festival in Saudi Arabia and sent them back to their native United Arab Emirates for being “too handsome,” one of whom posted a number of photos of himself on Facebook that show him wearing eyeliner. What do you think?

  • “Good riddance.”

    Arthur Ettel
    Capacitor Assembler
  • “The same exact thing happened to me. But instead of ‘too sexy,’ they said I was ‘too violent.’”

    James Fearing
    Systems Analyst
  • “Really? I think men look sexiest when they’re not wearing makeup and are just being themselves.”

    Donnamarie Post
    Torch Solderer

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