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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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3 Men Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Sexy’

Authorities reportedly removed three men from a festival in Saudi Arabia and sent them back to their native United Arab Emirates for being “too handsome,” one of whom posted a number of photos of himself on Facebook that show him wearing eyeliner. What do you think?

  • “Good riddance.”

    Arthur Ettel Capacitor Assembler
  • “The same exact thing happened to me. But instead of ‘too sexy,’ they said I was ‘too violent.’”

    James Fearing Systems Analyst
  • “Really? I think men look sexiest when they’re not wearing makeup and are just being themselves.”

    Donnamarie Post Torch Solderer
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