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33 Injured In Airbus Evacuation Drill

33 participants were injured Sunday in an evacuation drill of the new Airbus super-jumbo jet. What do you think?
  • "I'm sure panicking, untrained passengers will fare much better."

    Rob Brockman
    Taxi Driver
  • "I blame the ‘Last one out is a rotten egg!’ instructions."

    Cynthia Feldman
    Greeting-Card Designer
  • "I hope the victims got a bonus go on the slide."

    Ken Alioto
    Systems Analyst
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