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A Primer On The Dark Web

With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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33 Injured In Airbus Evacuation Drill

33 participants were injured Sunday in an evacuation drill of the new Airbus super-jumbo jet. What do you think?
  • "I'm sure panicking, untrained passengers will fare much better."

    Rob Brockman Taxi Driver
  • "I blame the ‘Last one out is a rotten egg!’ instructions."

    Cynthia Feldman Greeting-Card Designer
  • "I hope the victims got a bonus go on the slide."

    Ken Alioto Systems Analyst
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