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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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370 Million Without Power In India

Northern India's power grid failed early this morning, causing a blackout in the capital of New Delhi, shutting down train service, and leaving more than a third of a billion people without electricity amid the summer heat. What do you think?

  • “Wow, so the other 830 million people are relaxing in nice, cool air-conditioning? Lucky jerks.”

    Steve Bailey Valve Grinder
  • “We need to band together and rush them a list of ways to beat the summer heat.”

    Ally Pendleton Egg Processor
  • “If I were there, you know what I would do? Complain a bunch.”

    Fisher McNamara Marine Surveyor

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