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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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370 Million Without Power In India

Northern India's power grid failed early this morning, causing a blackout in the capital of New Delhi, shutting down train service, and leaving more than a third of a billion people without electricity amid the summer heat. What do you think?

  • “Wow, so the other 830 million people are relaxing in nice, cool air-conditioning? Lucky jerks.”

    Steve Bailey Valve Grinder
  • “We need to band together and rush them a list of ways to beat the summer heat.”

    Ally Pendleton Egg Processor
  • “If I were there, you know what I would do? Complain a bunch.”

    Fisher McNamara Marine Surveyor

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