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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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5 Polyps Removed From Bush's Colon

Following a routine colonoscopy, doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush. What do you think?
  • "Now he knows how every person in the world has felt for the past six-and-a-half years."

    David Seenan Ferris Wheel Operator
  • "The president is spending entirely too much time getting colonoscopies and not enough time doing his job."

    Molly McKee Funeral Director
  • "Did they get the evil one?"

    Johnny Kelly Stereo Installer

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