5 Polyps Removed From Bush's Colon

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5 Polyps Removed From Bush's Colon

Following a routine colonoscopy, doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush. What do you think?
  • "Now he knows how every person in the world has felt for the past six-and-a-half years."

    David Seenan
    Ferris Wheel Operator
  • "The president is spending entirely too much time getting colonoscopies and not enough time doing his job."

    Molly McKee
    Funeral Director
  • "Did they get the evil one?"

    Johnny Kelly
    Stereo Installer
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