"Now he knows how every person in the world has felt for the past six-and-a-half years."David Seenan Ferris Wheel Operator
"The president is spending entirely too much time getting colonoscopies and not enough time doing his job."Molly McKee Funeral Director
"Did they get the evil one?"Johnny Kelly Stereo Installer
Following a routine colonoscopy, doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush. What do you think?