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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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5-Star Resort For Dogs Opens In Spain

A new five-star hotel for dogs called the Resort Canino Can Janè has opened near Barcelona with features that include a world-class swimming pool with slides and fountains specially designed for canines. What do you think?

  • “That sounds like it would be worth 14 hours in the cargo hold.”

    Rosamund Collings Craft Services Planner
  • “Great. Now that ‘five-star resort for dogs’ is a real thing, I need a new euphemism for ‘kill shelter.’”

    David Hawthorne Systems Analyst
  • “Do they have a rickety shed out back where I can sleep?”

    Jamie Donnelly Regional Bank Manager

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