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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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5-Star Resort For Dogs Opens In Spain

A new five-star hotel for dogs called the Resort Canino Can Janè has opened near Barcelona with features that include a world-class swimming pool with slides and fountains specially designed for canines. What do you think?

  • “That sounds like it would be worth 14 hours in the cargo hold.”

    Rosamund Collings Craft Services Planner
  • “Great. Now that ‘five-star resort for dogs’ is a real thing, I need a new euphemism for ‘kill shelter.’”

    David Hawthorne Systems Analyst
  • “Do they have a rickety shed out back where I can sleep?”

    Jamie Donnelly Regional Bank Manager

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