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5-Star Resort For Dogs Opens In Spain

A new five-star hotel for dogs called the Resort Canino Can Janè has opened near Barcelona with features that include a world-class swimming pool with slides and fountains specially designed for canines. What do you think?

  • “That sounds like it would be worth 14 hours in the cargo hold.”

    Rosamund Collings
    Craft Services Planner
  • “Great. Now that ‘five-star resort for dogs’ is a real thing, I need a new euphemism for ‘kill shelter.’”

    David Hawthorne
    Systems Analyst
  • “Do they have a rickety shed out back where I can sleep?”

    Jamie Donnelly
    Regional Bank Manager

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