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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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50% Of Americans Oppose Intervention In Syria

According to an NBC poll, 50 percent of Americans oppose the use of military force against Syria in the wake of a purported chemical weapons attack by the government of Bashar al-Assad, compared to 42 percent who support military action. What do you think?

  • “It’s true. Half of me wants to intervene but the other half doesn’t care.”

    Hugh D’Aquino Film Developer
  • “Well, we have to bomb somebody.”

    Jaleel Piercy Systems Analyst
  • “Ugh, are we still talking about this?”

    Kristen Siegel Volleyball Assembler

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