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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.
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50 Years Of Manned Space Flight

Today marks the 50th anniversary of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin's voyage outside the Earth's atmosphere, the first of its kind. What do you think?

  • "Ha! Yuri Gagarin sure is a silly name for an American!"

    Barry Scobee Can Inspector
  • "It still chaps my ass that man was beat into space by a damn dog."

    Melinda Resnick Threading Machine Operator
  • "Gagarin's heroic achievement enables us the privilege to take manned space flight for granted."

    Dan Onizuka Unemployed

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