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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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50 Years Of Manned Space Flight

Today marks the 50th anniversary of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin's voyage outside the Earth's atmosphere, the first of its kind. What do you think?

  • "Ha! Yuri Gagarin sure is a silly name for an American!"

    Barry Scobee Can Inspector
  • "It still chaps my ass that man was beat into space by a damn dog."

    Melinda Resnick Threading Machine Operator
  • "Gagarin's heroic achievement enables us the privilege to take manned space flight for granted."

    Dan Onizuka Unemployed
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