50th Anniversary Of ‘I Have A Dream’ Speech

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50th Anniversary Of ‘I Have A Dream’ Speech

President Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and Oprah Winfrey will be among those delivering speeches on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial today in honor of the 50-year anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s historic “I Have a Dream” speech. What do you think?

  • “If people start being judged by the content of their character, I’m screwed.”

    Bart Knaus Systems Analyst
  • “The speech was so incredible, it deserves to be digitally recreated in hundreds of commercials.”

    Simon St. Pierre Carburetor Mechanic
  • “It’s amazing how far we’ve come, time-wise.”

    Ellen Cheshire Touch-Up Painter


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