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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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50th Anniversary Of ‘I Have A Dream’ Speech

President Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and Oprah Winfrey will be among those delivering speeches on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial today in honor of the 50-year anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s historic “I Have a Dream” speech. What do you think?

  • “If people start being judged by the content of their character, I’m screwed.”

    Bart Knaus Systems Analyst
  • “The speech was so incredible, it deserves to be digitally recreated in hundreds of commercials.”

    Simon St. Pierre Carburetor Mechanic
  • “It’s amazing how far we’ve come, time-wise.”

    Ellen Cheshire Touch-Up Painter

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