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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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60 Teens Arrested In Senior Class Prank

More than 60 students from Teaneck High School in New Jersey were arrested this week after they taped hot dogs to lockers and urinated all over the floors as part of a senior class prank. What do you think?

  • "Urine all over the floors. Classic."

    Mark Winslow Systems Analyst
  • “Nice! Way to stick it to the janitorial staff.”

    Gwen Holt Sofa Upholstery Specialist
  • "By failing to uphold the values of Teaneck High School, the only people those teens were really pranking were themselves."

    Peter Sheehan Office Assistant

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