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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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70% Of Earth Can’t See Milky Way

Scientists estimate that 70 percent of the earth is incapable of viewing the Milky Way in the night sky due to light pollution that casts a haze over the stars. What do you think?

  • “But without that protective haze, the fearsome sight of the Draco constellation would be too horrific to behold.”

    Saul Peters Train Custodian
  • “It’s easy to see the Milky Way! Simply set your aperture to 2.8 and shutter speed to 16.”

    Bert Landry Triathlon Applauder
  • “The moon is enough entertainment for me.”

    Franny Banks Lot Delineator

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