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72 Bodies Found On Mexican Ranch

On an abandoned ranch just south of the U.S. border, members of the Mexican navy discovered 21 rifles, four trucks, bulletproof vests, and 72 corpses. What do you think?

  • "Is that a lot or a little? I haven't been keeping up with Mexico's crime stats."

    Veronica Bronski
    Systems Analyst
  • "How could anyone live in such a place? Why don't they all just move up here?"

    Jimmy Hellyer
    Tobacco Grader
  • "See, this is exactly why I stopped delivering pizza."

    Marc Somervile
    Unemployed
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