75% Of Breast Milk Bought Online Contaminated

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75% Of Breast Milk Bought Online Contaminated

A study found that three quarters of human breast milk samples purchased from the online site Only the Breast, an exchange service for mothers, were contaminated with levels of bacteria that could sicken a child, including salmonella and traces of feces. What do you think?

  • “What about the regular kind you get at bodegas?”

    Morris Rivera
    Legislative Aide
  • “It’s very important to wash the breasts after preparing other foods on them, or using them to wipe the countertop.”

    Juliana Boyd
    Fraud Investigator
  • “They’d better get things straightened out by Cyber Monday.”

    Taylor Klieman
    Hay Farmer