adBlockCheck

Recent News

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
End Of Section
  • More News

8 States Fail Corruption Test

A multi-agency survey of corruption in the U.S. gave a grade of “F” to eight states, including South and North Dakota, Maine, and Virginia. What do you think?

  • "Does this mean North Dakota governor Jack Dalrymple isn't going to bring my bike back?"

    Robert Willis Mirror Installer
  • "How corrupt could these states be if they didn’t even bribe the people conducting the survey to give them a passing grade?"

    Ann Reutmanis Unemployed
  • "As a stereotypical East Coast elitist, I'm somewhat chagrined to discover that all this time I've been flying over some epic corruption."

    Willie Deutrom Designer

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close