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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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9% Of Dog, Cat Owners Write Pets Into Their Wills

A survey from the American Pet Products Association found that, as of 2012, 9 percent of both cat and dog owners had made financial arrangements in their wills to provide for their pets after their deaths. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, I put my dog in my will, but it was mostly as a ‘fuck you’ to my kids.”

    Tony Darden Unemployed
  • “Would my dog have to sign the contract with an adorable paw print?”

    Marjorie Petty Makeup Artist
  • “Miss Precious knows she isn’t getting anything.”

    Esther Ziffren Helicopter Mechanic

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