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Vol 44 Issue 13

Dancer Risks Everything

CHICAGO—In a daring show of hip-hop-infused ballet, a Chicago Academy of the Arts student put it all on the line and found the rhythm that was always within her.
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90210 Being Remade

Nineties teen soap opera Beverly Hills 90210 is being remade with a whole new cast of characters. What do you think?
  • "A remake of 90210? They stole my idea!"

    Allie Modell
    Systems Analyst
  • "I heard they had to get all the information about the original 90210 from the last surviving cast member."

    Austin Robinson
    Security Screener
  • "If today's youth lacks anything, it's cable TV shows that provide a window into the lives of overprivileged Beverly Hills trust-fund kids."

    Matt Heller
    Bouncer
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