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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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90210 Being Remade

Nineties teen soap opera Beverly Hills 90210 is being remade with a whole new cast of characters. What do you think?
  • "A remake of 90210? They stole my idea!"

    Allie Modell Systems Analyst
  • "I heard they had to get all the information about the original 90210 from the last surviving cast member."

    Austin Robinson Security Screener
  • "If today's youth lacks anything, it's cable TV shows that provide a window into the lives of overprivileged Beverly Hills trust-fund kids."

    Matt Heller Bouncer

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