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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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9/11 Commission Let Down

In their final report, the 9/11 Commission said they were disappointed by the government response to their recommendations. What do you think?
  • "We responded to 9/11 already, remember? Iraq?"

    Kathryn Reynolds Systems Analyst
  • "Don't these people have anything better to do than look at facts, see massive problems, and then make suggestions based on those facts?"

    Walter Murphy Baker
  • "Tell me about it. I've been sending the government a list of recommendations about once a week for the last eight years, and all I get is periodic visits from the FBI."

    Mark Lee Automobile Customizer
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