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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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'A-Team' Opens At No. 2

The big-budget, multi-writer remake of the ’80s TV series The A-Team opened in the No. 2 spot at the box office this weekend. What do you think?

  • "As a screenwriter, I really need to stop coming up with my own ideas."

    Henry Coefield Systems Analyst
  • "Even though that guy from The Hangover is in it, it wasn't as hilarious as The Hangover. Man, I wish The Hangover were coming out again. That was fun last summer with The Hangover."

    Marisa Pipkin Corporate Collections Agent
  • "I pity the fool who didn't go to see…! Jesus. I'm sorry. Please don't print that I said that. What was the question again?"

    Todd Wallace Unemployed

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