'A-Team' Opens At No. 2

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Asteroid Probe Returns To Earth

A Japanese spacecraft to an asteroid deployed seven years ago returned home on Sunday, possibly carrying the first extraterrestrial rock sample since the moon landings.

USC's Rules Violations

The NCAA says Reggie Bush took cash while playing for the Trojans, but that was hardly the only thing that came to light during its investigation of USC.
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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

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'A-Team' Opens At No. 2

The big-budget, multi-writer remake of the ’80s TV series The A-Team opened in the No. 2 spot at the box office this weekend. What do you think?

  • "As a screenwriter, I really need to stop coming up with my own ideas."

    Henry Coefield
    Systems Analyst
  • "Even though that guy from The Hangover is in it, it wasn't as hilarious as The Hangover. Man, I wish The Hangover were coming out again. That was fun last summer with The Hangover."

    Marisa Pipkin
    Corporate Collections Agent
  • "I pity the fool who didn't go to see…! Jesus. I'm sorry. Please don't print that I said that. What was the question again?"

    Todd Wallace
    Unemployed
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