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‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
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A Year Without Movies Or TV?

Hollywood is on edge over potential actors' and writers' strikes next year, which would cripple the television and film industries. What do you think about these looming work stoppages?
  • "My God. Episodes of Titus might have to be rationed to one a month."

    Ben Upchurch Carpet Installer
  • "The commercial actors have been on strike for five months, and just look how the quality has slipped. That new Buick Regal ad is a huge disappointment."

    Robert Anders Systems Analyst
  • "How am I supposed to get by on the hundreds of thousands of movies and TV shows that have already been made?"

    Dana Demuth Librarian
  • "It sickens me that these studio overlords refuse to give in to these poor actors' simple demand for seared foie gras with young arugula and cherry chutney in their catering spreads."

    Ken Watson Auto Mechanic
  • "I was deeply moved when Jenna Elfman stood up on that ABC-sweatshop table holding a 'Union' sign."

    Andrea Leach Speech Pathologist
  • "I'm only supporting the strike because I don't want to get on David Hyde Pierce's bad side."

    Larry Odomes Bond Trader

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