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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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ABC Cancels 'Hank'

After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you think?
  • "The three-camera-and-laugh-track sitcom formula is so tired. ABC needs to make shows that exactly fit the one-camera-and-awkward-pause formula."

    Keith Mulligan Systems Analyst
  • "Dammit, episode seven was supposed to be the one where he loosens his tie."

    Genevieve Roeder Support Services Representative
  • "Yeah, I couldn't understand that show. Everyone kept calling Frasier 'Hank.'"

    Nathan Tracy Unemployed

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