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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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ABC On Trial For Defaming Beef

Beef Products Inc. is suing ABC over news reports where the network used the term “pink slime” to refer to BPI’s lean finely textured beef product. What do you think?

  • “This is sure to be a watershed case for slime law.”

    Tyler Crawford Tractor Insurer
  • “Maybe they could reach a compromise where ABC runs messages saying beef is great and the beef people compensate them somehow.”

    Emily Modell Tombstone Inscriber
  • “If defaming beef is illegal, Taco Bell better lawyer up.”

    Brian Penfield Coin Flattener

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