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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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ABC On Trial For Defaming Beef

Beef Products Inc. is suing ABC over news reports where the network used the term “pink slime” to refer to BPI’s lean finely textured beef product. What do you think?

  • “This is sure to be a watershed case for slime law.”

    Tyler Crawford Tractor Insurer
  • “Maybe they could reach a compromise where ABC runs messages saying beef is great and the beef people compensate them somehow.”

    Emily Modell Tombstone Inscriber
  • “If defaming beef is illegal, Taco Bell better lawyer up.”

    Brian Penfield Coin Flattener

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