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Abercrombie & Fitch Dropping Logos From Clothes

After years of plummeting sales, Abercrombie & Fitch has announced that it will drop its once-prized logos from all of its upcoming clothing lines to compete with competitors like Forever 21 and H&M. What do you think?

  • “Ah, they finally realized how much cooler it is to belatedly copy your rivals.”

    Danny Metzler
    Assistant Doorman
  • “Godspeed to the CEO who had to face down such a difficult decision.”

    David Graf
    Skylight Cleaner
  • “This is a good start, but I’m still way too intimidated by teenagers to shop there.”

    Susan Marshall
    Napkin Folder
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