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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Abercrombie & Fitch Dropping Logos From Clothes

After years of plummeting sales, Abercrombie & Fitch has announced that it will drop its once-prized logos from all of its upcoming clothing lines to compete with competitors like Forever 21 and H&M. What do you think?

  • “Ah, they finally realized how much cooler it is to belatedly copy your rivals.”

    Danny Metzler Assistant Doorman
  • “Godspeed to the CEO who had to face down such a difficult decision.”

    David Graf Skylight Cleaner
  • “This is a good start, but I’m still way too intimidated by teenagers to shop there.”

    Susan Marshall Napkin Folder

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