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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Abercrombie & Fitch Dropping Logos From Clothes

After years of plummeting sales, Abercrombie & Fitch has announced that it will drop its once-prized logos from all of its upcoming clothing lines to compete with competitors like Forever 21 and H&M. What do you think?

  • “Ah, they finally realized how much cooler it is to belatedly copy your rivals.”

    Danny Metzler Assistant Doorman
  • “Godspeed to the CEO who had to face down such a difficult decision.”

    David Graf Skylight Cleaner
  • “This is a good start, but I’m still way too intimidated by teenagers to shop there.”

    Susan Marshall Napkin Folder
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