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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Abortion Not Linked To Depression

A literature review by the American Psychological Association states that women who have an abortion are not at greater risk for developing depression. What do you think?
  • "Where does the pro-depression lobby stand on this study?"

    Mark Pritchard Cemetery Caretaker
  • "They are, however, at greater risk of having dreams in which a little baby says to them, 'Mommy, why did you abort me?'"

    Mike Couey Newspaper Circulation Manager
  • "Shut up. I need to concentrate on this scratch-off so my baby can get formula."

    Sarah Garth Hotel Clerk

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