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Abramoff Gets 70 Months

Corrupt lobbyist Jack Abramoff was sentenced to 70 months in prison for his role in defrauding Indian tribes, tax evasion, and conspiracy to bribe public officials. What do you think?
  • "I'd be psyched to have Abramoff as my cellmate. Imagine the gifts you'd get."

    Rick Simms
    Systems Analyst
  • "I guess we can expect to see a lot more brown-bag egg-salad sandwiches and Lunchables in Congress."

    Danielle Evans
    Mayoral Aide
  • "Why are you asking me?! I don't know the guy! Never met him!"

    Todd Cole
    Phlebotomist
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