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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Abstinence Education Doesn't Work

A government report ordered by Congress shows that abstinence-only education is ineffective. What do you think?
  • "I find it astonishing that our public schools were unable to beat out the most basic human instinct that perpetuates our species."

    Xander Griffey Construction Worker
  • "That's it. From now on my kids will learn about sex the way I did–from a grabby uncle."

    Penelope Schaal Tailor
  • "To give the course some credit, it is by far the easiest to teach."

    Kurt Dobler Dog Trainer

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