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Acorns Missing In Northeast

In states from Virginia to Maine, oak trees have failed to produce the usual abundance of acorns. What do you think?
  • "Finally, the noble chestnut will get its due respect."

    Charlie Powell
    Systems Analyst
  • "It's a sad day when I have nothing to write in my acorn diary."

    Wendy Thompson
    Day Care Owner
  • "It looks as though the revolt of the Maples as foretold by the bard Geddy Lee has finally come to pass."

    Kevin Smerker
    Plumber
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