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Actor Kal Penn Robbed

Kal Penn, the actor who played Kumar in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, was robbed at gunpoint in Washington, D.C. this week. What do you think?

  • "Penn should stick to White Castle and leave the going-to-Washington to Jimmy Stewart."

    Jenna Burger Piano Teacher
  • "That's nothing; I once mugged legendary star of stage and screen Richard Burton."

    Roger Shaw Retired
  • "Ha-ha! That sounds hilarious. When's that coming out?"

    Russell Clark Office Manager

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